Did anyone else read this and see, "Avril" and not, "Adam"...

Take that everyone who said, "Oh no! Give her a chance! She's just sleepy!!!"! No bitch, she's high, and if you've ever seen someone who is just really, really sleepy, you know that isn't what this is. I work my ass off doing 12 hour shifts [more like 14 or 15 after all is said and done] at the hospital and I never…

Oh damn it. I am a cold hearted ice queen bitch but when this junkie ass shit bag woman told that sweet little girl to, "Let GO-UH!", like she had done something wrong I lost it. You can tell by the little one's little verbal cues to her mom like, "Mom, coming through!", this is not the first time this has happened.…

"Cancer" is a whole separate animal (when compared to ED). ED is simple, your dick doesn't get hard/hard enough/stay hard etc. when you want it to. ED is likely not going to kill you, or make you sick, but it will cause all kinds of psychological inadequacies to be felt and that shit blows chunks all over a mans life.…

I mean, if by "sounds alike", you mean there is some cow bell here and there and heavy percussion all around then yep, these are the same songs. What next? Is Hendrix's family going to sue any entity having any association with any song with a guitar in it? Please.

You had better stop trying to ruin my life by reminding me how Steve Perry is such a hottie (fyi, my auto correct just tried to change that to "hogtie" hahhahahaha) every week Lindy West, damn it.

I pretty much only buy olive oil to make salad dressing (the wishbone italian kind that you can buy with a little cruet and everything...if you haven't had it you should. It is ri-fucking -diculous). I make a lot of salad dressing so yea, even just doing this makes my olive oil consumption seem pretty high (to me). My…

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS. I LOVE THIS. Lets just say I have been to this very place once, when I was 19 years old, and they treated me like gold in a very shitty situation. I think this is fucking great and I thank this guy eternally for (in a way) helping to save me from the infinite black hole my life could've potentially…

The unfortunate thing is, based on the e-mail he sent you, he isn't a complete and total idiot with poor grammar (like many college age folks). He seems perfectly capable of writing his own essay so he totally screwed himself for no reason.

Absolutely not, and I thank you! I am not the type who wants to hurt anyone (I am a nurse, so it would be totally anti-everything I stand for). But I also don't want to be hurt. I think having a very deep knowledge of the law (and its deep, my parents made me do research project for school on it....embarassingggg), a…

My main point is that I would do whatever I could to try not to kill another human. It wouldn't be in the air, it would be into my own floor, or wall, or whatever. Plus, if shit hits the fan I don't really give a shit about that anyways. P.S. I know the laws where I live because I own guns and its not illegal, but…

In all honesty I am totally pro-gun (in the regular old, lets have a gun in my child-free home just in case someone comes in my tiny hard to escape house and is actively trying to rape and/or kill me and I have exhausted all other options....so please don't attack me) but this is pure bullshit. This doesn't fall under…

Like everyone else I LOVE evil eyebrows, despite his questionable opinions. My favorite was totally the leather jacket kid with the flat affect who was only stunned when he found out only 14 states allow gay marriage. Shit, you'd be lucky to find that I knew there were more than 14 states at that age. God damn…

Steve Perry is the hottest hottie of all time to me and I have no idea why...

AHHHHHH I hate it (and I am not happy about how they corrected it in the article). I am an awful person.

I am registered nurse. While some days I may come home and feel like total shit worked over in that blue stuff in a portojohn, I also LOVE working and I love my job (like a lot, I can't imagine doing anything else). If I had to find other things to occupy my time I may just go totally bat shit ass crazy.

I can't tell if its a guy or girl and for some reason, I don't care...its semi sexy both ways. Its also made me think of this (I guess it was the play on words...ugh damn it).

You totally deserve it! Have a great day imagining various horribly vengeful things happening to this ass clown.

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I hope a fucking mack truck hits his shit right before he can grab it. Like one step away from his most cherished memories from childhood or some shit like that and it bursts into flames and a truck hits it. Oh, and he's a chemist so it has acid in it which blows back on him and burns his dirty dick (too…