ALSO GET TESTED ASAP...and then maybe again in whatever time frame your doctor advises you to. Oh, and once you get tested, don't fuck with him again (actually don't fuck with him ever again anyways, but I know how that goes...oh the hate fuck...). Good luck girl!
Kbones092
Kbones092
DAMN YOU GREY COMMENT, AND DAMN YOU FULL ON BLACK NONGREY UNOBTAINABLE COMMENTS!
Holy CRAP...it isn't grey!
When oh when do my comments EVER stop being grey (or gray...I can never decide)?
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WAYYYY killer Harry Nilsson Song (it will LITERALLY make you feel like Henry Hill while he runs from helicopters...literally).
I feel the same way! Like maybe she has a thing where her beautiful, likely ultra moisturized and not beat up knees embarass her for some reason?
Wow, well respect girl. Seriously, I am horrified to have my own children so taking care of someone else's as a job seems hard as hell. But yea no, you're right, it does seem a bit better than being shit on all day because someone else fucked up (because we all know ultimately thats how most customer service ends up).
YES, I hadnt even considered what the song would be...this seems perfect. Or if it were in slow motion that effing Royals song is perfecttttt (I'm not sure if I should like or hate this song but the tempo is right and I can imagine myself slow mo doing this to it soo...)
The word "smush" (when used as an alternative to any other word meaning sex) makes this picture of a flacid penis being mashed up against a female orifice over and over pop into my head. Not going in, just like, "mash, mash, mash, mash (or alternatively smash, smash, smush, smush)". Like, I can't stop it, its fucking…
I would just run around spritzing everyone in the court room with my breast milk, you know to relieve the engorgement and to show them what a real MEGA bitch I can be when someone fucks up at my expense. SPRITZAHs for ALLLL Y'alllllll.
MMMMMMYEESSSSS Starve alllllll the babies so that the fate of a drunk driver (whose case has been deferred to a jury because he really was drunk as shit and is just trying to put off going to jail a leeeeetle bit longer) or some other petty criminal can be decided by a lady whose boobies are painfully leaking all over…
Thats all you charge for 13.5 hrs!? I am appalled that someone would not feel obligated to pay you way more than that to care for their baby for 75% of the day (I also now feel like I could afford the shit out of a nanny and for some reason that weirds me out).
So I just randomly found out her mom is Jayne Mansfield a couple days ago and now she looks JUST LIKE HER to me (gorgeous that is).
Lets not forget the horrifying wig rash!
Did anyone else see her sing her fucking face off on SNL by the way? I couldn't believe it, I kept waiting for some Ashley Simpson shit to happen but it never did and she pretty much killed it. I had nothing but disdain for her before that but now I kindof don't any more.
Check these out, they're a good starting point: Gold Rings Steel Rings Silver Rings
The toilet/shower/sink combo makes me feel like these guys are really taking the whole, "shit, shower, and shave", thing to a whole new level...fucking geniuses.