Oh my gosh you guys! I can't wait to see if we get an update on all of Ja'mie's bogen public school bee-tch friends....I WILL HAVE NO HESITATION IN SMASHING YOUR DOLLS CUPBOARD WITH A HAMMUH MUM.

Since when were white people the only ones with "round eyes" or "double eyelids"? Last time I checked that trait is something we share with many black and hispanic people right? Soooo what the eff guys?

Balderdash! Don't you whippersnappers know people hit it big in stocks and/or strike it rich gold mining then drop dead immediately leaving it all to their homeless great-niece-in-law like, always?

I probably shouldn't because, race...fuck. However, I just felt it necessary to point this out. Julie Chen said she did it to look "American" not white. I mean seriously guys, like 79.83453434567% of the various races in our big fucking world have "double eyelids" and also have "round eyes". What I'm getting at is, I…

Pfffffffff what-the-effing-freak-ever "RachBaDachel" (now officially the most annoying screen name in the history of all things Jez)!

Holy shit, Ghostwriter.

I think the blanket is more of an old fleece (you know the sex fabric of the Gods) that has been used to the point where the material is pilling up. Oh my, the amount of missionary style intercourse that takes place on that thing is likely staggering.

I bet they didn't let them see themselves until right before they walked. That way they didn't even have to tell the models to limit their facial expressions to that of a depressed alcoholic victorian woman whose perception of life can only be explained as mundane and bleak. They made those faces alllll on their own.

Wow, 120lbs is considered wasting away for Catherine Zeta Jones? I checked the BMI for her height (don't hate me, I know BMIs are not really reliable, but its a generally accepted standard way to understand height weight ratios...Sorry, I just really hate weight shame of any kind) and its close to "underweight" but it…

You're welcome! I too share the Kristen Wiig love. She is incredible.

Yeaaa I don't get it. I mean I have literally been picking up cigarette butts in the yard ("Who the hell flicked these out here anyways!?") on the last day of vacation with 10ish of my closest friends whilst puking into the bag the butts are going into. I didn't stop because I don't want anyone to feel like I…

I don't remember the sketch but I know she is supposed to be that girl who was like, hysterical in the audience of American Idol over Sanajaya.

But seriously you guys, their little hands!!!

Oh, and then there was this: holy freaking eff...

I fucking love the shit out of this place.

If you like Maggie Gyllenhaal find a way to watch "Hysteria". Don't let the whole "This movie is about an 1800ish doctor who gives ladies orgasms to make them quit being so god damn depressed", thing turn you off, it seriously is a great movie with a feminist message to boot. Hell, who am I kidding, any woman who has…

Please explain how, in these modern times, people STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE your/you're (and while we're on the subject, their, they're, and there). I mean for Christ's sake, it really isn't that hard and if you really try, your (NOT you're) brain seriously goes on autopilot and picks which (NOT witch)…

If I'm not mistaken, I know what her entire vagina looks like because of that oh so serious camel toe.

Beautiful

This is...I just...I can't.