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This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

I know I’m in the deep minority here, but outside of the XFL, I always felt the NFL actually put out the worst football product. I always thought the CFL, Arena Football and the Australian Rules league have always been more entertaining. The NFL rules are basically tailormade to make the game as slow and boring as

I don’t know that it’s intended as an escalation, but I think it comes across as one, in that it’s more dramatic and noticeable than kneeling. At the least, it puts us one step closer to just doing away with pregame anthems.

Give Pablo a break. I’m sure he’ll bust out of this funk with one big belt. He’s in a cinch now but when there is this much pressure, getting that next notch will be a big relief.

What is McMahill saying in that last quote? He wants Michael Bennett to tell the police why they detained him?

That’s the face of a man who knows damn well he could rip that tubby boy’s head clean off but won’t because security is there.

The face of the bald dude after he got punched at ~:20 is golden

Raonic seems like a great guy, works hard. GOD so boring to watch. Shapo appears occasionally prone to tantrums (although nowhere near the Kyrgiosphere), but I could watch that backhand and court coverage all day.

This is the problem when your data security is lax.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

I’m starting to think Lenny Dykstra might not be the most stable guy in the world.

This is delightfully awkward. I love it.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

Okay, maybe a little hyperbole there, it wasn’t pooping; it was wiping my ass.

The problem with Will Cain and dudes like him is that he has studied and made himself well versed on various subjects in order to stall the progress of a conversation or to simply extinguish it completely.

when exactly did max kellerman become what jon stewart thinks he looks like?

I often make a basic argument that I am prochoice for the same reason I refuse to stop eating or producing meat. It’s what I like to do and want/need to do to survive. So leave it alone.

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.