If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

Toyota, huh?

When they fill the infield with water?

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

They also had this

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

What a stupid fucking fan, a Leafs jersey would do a much better job at blocking the ball.

Now, that’s not fair to say we don’t have anyone like that! How can you forget Canada’s Swiss Army Knife, Rod Black!??! That man is fully capable of covering all sports with the exact same level of mediocrity, from coast to coast.

Yet when Harambe is ready to retire they “put him out to pasture” by assassinating him instead. #neverforget

In Toronto, they renamed the Skydome (which was colloquially known as "The Dome") the “Rogers Centre” after Canada’s big cable company. Everyone still called it The Dome. And by everyone, I also include Ted Rogers, the head of Rogers Cable, who was caught on camera calling it The Dome.

I watched the Heavyweight Gold Medal match between Tischenko from Russia and Levit from KAZ. The judging basically looked like one of those UFC fights where a fighter completely dominates standing up, but somehow loses because his opponent managed to get a couple takedowns.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

Also, since apparently we have no Raptor fans around here, we can do this for you: Andrea Bargnani. That draft is a fucking horror show, but LaMarcus was the second and Brandon Roy was 5th. Millsap was 47th, by the way. That seems fucking insane.

They have already brought John Snow and The Hound back from the dead. I don’t think anybody would be surprised if they did the same with Hodor at this point.

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

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Cool video but the Chinook is on the fucking moon.