Nah.

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

C’mon man, what’s an ass moustache supposed to look like?

How many losses already?! Count ‘em, Popp!!!

Which odds are more astronomical: the ball finding that gap in the netting, or it finding an occupied seat at a Rays game?

In consideration of the groundskeeper who allowed us on the course, we would tee up in the rough just off the apron, and then putt to whichever tee marker we landed nearest, sort of bocce style.

That’s actually a thing.

what

Avatar was only outstanding because of how amazing that world looked in 3D. So that means he needs to come up with four new technological innovations to get the same reaction out of fans:

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Types of beef ranked:

And Wilmer Becerra, who is still just 21 and hit .290/.342/.423 at Savannah last year. If he takes a step forward at high-A this year, he could turn into one of their better outfield prospects.

The Mets also got their starting catcher in that deal.

I thought it was Sinbad.

This ones better.

The patented box-and-none zone.

obligatory