“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

I love that he had a Sharpie at the ready. He’s a pro.

Lifelong southerner, can confirm. Though I have never liked the combination. Mayo and Tomato sammies are also yuuge in the south. Not a fan of raw tomatoes myself, but that combination seems less odd.

BUY BUY BUY

Bummer. wolrah did such a great job answering you, I don’t have much to add.

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

Well, it looks like he was the one...

I know that being an asshole to people just because they like something you don’t isn’t anything new on the internet, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get THIS offended by the fact that some people like to watch wrestling.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

Take (the Spring) off, eh?

Thanks Trudeau

My favorite storyline for the year: Will David Ortiz’s farewell tour be as insufferable as Jeter’s, or will he manage to make it MORE insufferable?

I thought impaling it on a spear was the proper way to carry one

Definitely a bicycle kick.

Ornithologist here! The folks saying this is a female House Finch are spot-on. Here’s a zoomed-in photo of the bird:

You should become more familiar with bird law

If Canadians get to jizz everywhere whenever they win in hockey, I’m going to revel in our basketball gold, thank you. I know that the talent difference is worse in basketball than hockey, but I don’t care. Just be thankful we don’t have football in the Olympics.

A better bicycle kick I’ve never seen.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Why does it bother you so much? There are plenty of shitty articles popping out on Jalopnik, so why do you people keep whining about some good, quality and informative journalism that Foxtrot Alpha is (70% of the time, but ultimately better than 70% of the stuff on Jalopnik)?