except Leicester City

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This actually shows MLS is doing well. Because if they were in dire straits, they would have traded money for nothing.

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Matt, that shirt is ugly, and why would you ask Drew for shirt advice? Did you not see his episode of Chopped?

The Kurt Angle street fight, where they botched the suplex through breakaway glass and landed head first on the concrete and therefore had to do it again (and then botched the same move two more times!), stands out to me. Also, that he could be somewhat believable in a match of any kind with Kurt Angle is pretty…

I have to admit, in an era when there were a ton of non-wrestlers getting into the ring, Shane O’ Mac was easily the best worker. I genuinely enjoyed the hell he put himself through.

Aw. Joey.

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

my gut reaction to most of these dunks was just pure giddiness. i couldn’t stop laughing. it was so, so awesome

Nobody fucks with DeJesus.

There’s a part right after Ash gets turned to stone where it cuts to Misty and she says “oh no” or something like that. I remember watching the audio commentary for the first movie (don’t you judge me) and them discussing how they only had two lip flaps to synch in a line there. So for the longest time before…

Out of those I like Green Sweep

It’s the Clean Green. Or maybe the Green Sweep.

The answer to that question depends on who’s on the court at the time.

I had one I was developing for a while that Eric Clapton killed a bunch of people. If memory serves, he was one of the last people to see Brian Jones alive (that may be sketchy). But Duane Allman died while working with Clapton on the Layla record and Clapton did drive his “best friend” George Harrison off the road…

I believe this one the most because it has the biggest letters and none of those little dots that make the words stop so I can think about it.

This isn’t precisely a conspiracy, but I’m willing to believe there are a handful of people in the world who don’t die of old age or age past a certain point. No one specific, and they’d still get diseases, including cancer, so they won’t literally live forever, but every now and then one will get lucky and live for…