Can’t believe you left out Anal Explorer

It’s pretty creepy that she wished an unborn baby dead and then that baby turned out to be stillborn. Some voodoo shit right there.

Remarkably, that leaves him with even more water in his blood then usual.

Rays triumph over Mariners, batter the seamen.

I had a boss that would do this, with Just Right, except cereal and milk together. It was a gas station kiosk. Sour milk and warm grain and gas smell all day.

Broccoli Rob is Broccoli Rob. Andy Bernard is Boner Champ.

Broccoli Rob’s still got it.

So far this series is building up well to a 3-1 lead.

They should really pick the Jerky cause then there can be a Jerk Store and the team nickname can be the Jerks and the fans could be Jerkoffs and the headlines will read “Jerky off to regional championship!” and when they ultimately suck the Jerkoffs can say that the Jerks really Jerked that one before asking their…

9) simultaneously play the anthem of all nationalities taking part in the days festivities. If the anthems do not have equal runtimes, match the length of each anthem by speeding up and/or slowing down each track.

Vlad Guerrero approves of both the bowl location and batsman’s decision to go after it.

Getting gored would be worse

I dunno, Barry, the lips and asshole service at the parlour I go to is around 40 bucks.

Northwest Territories??

Someone’s salty in Alberta

Opposing players should soap their faces real good before games so that they can effectively wash his mouth out for bad behaviour.

But on the plus side, now she has a damn good future excuse for not wearing a wedding ring.

Fair, I didn’t click through to see it was written within the past month, which is strange. But it is baseball prospectus after all and that site gives me the impression that the folks working there would be proud to have a trophy case filled with abacuses haha.

Teams negotiating contracts amounting to multiple years and millions of dollars, perhaps?

The best part of the graphic are the doubles in the infield and foul territory as well as the home runs that stayed in the park for which I will say fuck Boston.