Seriously, if this doesn’t represent some evidence of collusion, what else would.

Not going on the dates? That just means those matches ain’t lookin for some broke jamoke

Ean Somoza is how I sound on the phone with my girlfriend when we’re spending the night apart and I’m really really high and she asks me what I’m doing.

Billy, were gonna need a couple thou more words about how historically bonerific this horrendous goal was.

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Didn’t see him actually ride out.

This syncs up nicely with chariots of fire, but I don’t think the Trojans like referencing horses that much.

I’m really surprised to not see Kobe on that list of players who’ve taken over 40 shots in a playoff game.

Braves kept him down just to save some Acuña.

Sidney Crosby

LaMelo gives me the impression that he is really good at math, or something.

No shit! I’ve been toiling away for 7 years here!

I think that hog Friday should be The New Thing. That’ll show those boorish bear-demanding ingrates.

William, having clearly recieved all of his basketball tutelage from his father, Michael, has to be asking himself, “what is wrong with me today?!?”

Can’t be a real football fan cause he can’t even tackle properly.

Not being sure about a broadcasting career after attending an audition is like not being sure you want a boner after taking a Viagra.

It’s probably because Ford stole it.

Another idea, find a cheaper area with lots of retiring people that can use your skills, buy a place that needs some loving, and relocate. This idea of flocking to the city needs to extend into the much larger and potentially productive surrounding areas. Distances are not the same burden as it was for (some) of our…

It was a bicycle kick, Barry.

“Have you ever read a Deadspin article?”