No. The truth is that “civilization” is just a bunch of people who’ve agreed to fake it.

You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanized my tires, post-haste.

How is Hughie Hooker not higher on the list? It should be at least number 2

CriManSqua, F & C!

Alternate Headline: “Trevor Bauer, Still Upset Over Not Being Allowed to Use Sticky Adhesive After Moronic Drone Incident, Blindly Accuses Successful Pitching Staff of Cheating.” Sub headline: “Some Companies Still Know How Business is Done.”

That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.

How’d this get out of the greys?

A couple more years like this and he might even be in the hall of fame conversation.

I can appreciate what he’s doing here and I fully support it. Four years ago my wife and I went to Iceland and I decided it’d be fun to pretend on social media that I’d gone to Ireland. It was going to be one post, but it proved to be oddly divisive. So for the rest of the trip I regaled people about my Irish…

you fail too clap your hands in delight because that pig is rooting through your intestines

A Bear Post on Deadspin! It must be Friday. TIME FOR THE WEEKEND.

It pays nothing, but there has to be a group out there with deep pockets who could have bankrolled a competing paper. Or alternatively, if they went all digital, the expenses would have been significantly cheaper.

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

Look at that pic and try to tell me with a straight face that ol’ Gabe isn’t planning to rape the Philly Phanatic.

Now mold them together as though they were passionately French kissing and you have the perfect artistic representation of Cristiano Ronaldo

Lumpy Old Men

When duke loses, we are all winners

Agreed, totally not intentional but the rules around a high boot are intended to prevent reckless plays - which this certainly was - and the red card was absolutely warranted.

I’m not sure this headline makes sense theologically as I was taught that God, Auston Matthews and the Holy Spirit were one and the same.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey: