Listen, as intriguing as a Labia Smelling Event sounds, it kinda implies a singular Labia being sniffed by many anonymous noses. A Labia Event Smelling, however, has a certain air or intrigue, giving the impression that there is an event devoted to multiple sets of labium, not necessarily for smelling specifically,…

This is why we need walls in our soccer stadiums!

Yeah! Who needs the dirty sanchez or rusty trombone when you’ve got the chocolate fudge brownie!

If you were to let Kapler tell you a little bit about himself, he probably loves the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, he calls them heaven.

I’m glad they’re symbolic bats. Hopefully, the message that arming teachers is stupid gets across to folks!

Are you only putting things up that can be associated with Arrested Development? Cause you’re doing the Lord’s work, keep it up.

Good work, Timothranz Burkinand.

Careful Chris, hate to think that West’s explanation is true too hard and you’ll get ejected.

This goes against a lot of what I’ve ever heard about the size of an Asians man’s dongs.

His scalp looks like Darth Vader’s without the hair helmet.

Not sure tbh and I get that they probably don’t have a nest egg living in an urban landscape getting some measly salary. But my take is that if the business cashflows with ad revenue and can service 1.3m (it’d probably be around 10G monthly), splitting the loan doesn’t seem so bad to maintain freedom to write whatever…

How these journos didn’t pool their resources to buy it for themselves before being laid off is beyond me. And if they’re so bitter after the fact, how have they not actually created a competing paper to try and run the weekly out pf business? Fighting makes the least amount of sense to me (but I understand why they…

This whole Tankfest 2018 makes me think of Semi-Pro. Just not sure if it’s a “Goddammit Vakidis! Learn fucking English!” kind of tankfest or a “Corn dogs Jackie! Corndogs for all these people!” kind of tankfest.

My grandfather was Dutch. So until tried pickled herring on dry rye bread with onion, cookies dipped in coffee and spread over buttered hard tack biscuits, licorice coated anise seed eaten out of hand, and head cheese I will consider it invalid.

The goalie would get a red for obstructing a clear attempt at goal (same happens for an intentional hand ball to stop the ball from going toward goal). If the fouling team still has subs, they can put in another goalie, otherwise a player must defend the penalty which would be awarded if a goal is not scored. The red…

“Stay hungry, order a house salad”

So Sister Jean is saying that God likes the younger boys more. Checks out.

Supposed to abstain from meat on Good Friday.

Could be worse. At least there are fans in the stands to catch the ball. The subsequent return of the ball saves even more money, of course.

The people in the foreground jumping/dancing. Mushrooms? Maybe acid? Either way I think I saw the anticipation of a good trip transform into a bad trip right quick there.