What stood out to me was Love saying “Mo’s got way too much to lose” which immediately registered as “Mo’s got a lot to pay me back for and the amount of time and money dumped into him means the NCAA has got a lot more to lose than he realizes.”

That shark’s tail is wagging, it must be happy.

Johnson-Richards 2020. Sounds kinda square, but it’s got a nice American ring to it.

Perhaps if these clubs were required to build a cage or barrier or some other form of blockade to prevent them from entering the playing field then this would not have happened. Perhaps..

Some more pragmatic solution(s): officially rule the fighter a loser of his name is tattooed on their own back. Or DQ them for not remembering it. OR no contest them for failing the concussion protocol.

He’d likely point out this is totally circa 2008 LeBron headband. Completely inaccurate since he hasn’t worn a headband since he had half his hair plugs installed.

This team is frustratingly strange ass. One game they could have ten hits and put 1 run across and win and the next they could have 3 hits for 5 runs and lose. It’s hard to watch but luckily Jerry Howarth is a gem.

He’s definitely below .500 on getting those down his gullet.

Been here got years and still grey! Actually been h/t’d for things on Jalop! (Also I think I’m now one of those, you can post but no one sees it accounts. And I don’t support Trump, but there’s tons of them ungreyed too!) SAD!

Wow these basketball refs are the worst umps I’ve ever seen.

Butter gets hard in the Canadian winter. So hard it won’t even spread, just like Rinne can’t spread across the whole net at the moment

Here’s a tip: don’t get a job in tech as a support person.

As horrible as this assault was, my favorite part is when Ben Jacobs somewhat astonishingly said, “You broke my glasses!”

He is uh not uh as uh masterful politician who uh is mastering at uh delivering his uh political uh promises that uh were uh promised. I say this uh on behalf of uh all uh Canadians.

It’s everything you would expect from an Ottawa senator: they get stuck in a tough situation, they hang around too long, get old, tired, earn stupid amounts of money, make bad decisions, and ultimately resign to defeat on account of enormous pressure applied by their rivals. Except this was the hockey team

It’s going to be great to be able to tell young whipper snappers that Arsenal were a good club when I was their age.

Your use of past tense makes me question your allegiance.

Carefull what you wish for, you’ll end up with a Ben-jammin or some shit.

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I agree, he is less dynamic then a can of spam. That’s why I like spam more than the president. IdI’d take  spam over any president tbh.