Terrible journalism. They didn't even mention the flight times back to Brazil.

This explanation came from an old Polish ref who may or may not have been drunk and may or may not have just finished a game at center (I may paraphrase slightly):

Lebron is just what the Browns need to take the attention off Manziel.

Thanks for finding that. I hope there is some way he finishes whatever degree he started.

What are the NCAA rules on returning to Baylor to finish his degree? I imagine the cost associated with managing Marfans would be exorbitantly expensive, what with the Amercian health care system and all.

Well Joe Madden must be pissed. The medicine man was supposed to do his work with the Rays, not take all the drugs himself.

Ya I see what you're saying. Blind probably deserved some credit for the gift of a cross.

It's still all overdone like you said. Should have left it black and been done with it. Now there are going to be 300 limited edition Continental GT3Rs with terrible interiors, forreevverr.

I don't even think it is the same color green which confuses me. Its as if some designer blew his nose on the drawings and no one noticed.

First a bus full of kids, then a Dimpy's Burger, now the U.S. Open

Watched this live and seen the replay a hundred times—my heart still skips a beat once he launches into the dive. Someone convince me that this was not the most unexpectedly incredible header goal of all time. The only thing close I can think of is Suarez's screaming header from the 18 yard line:

This is what stacking successes on top of talent on top of money on top of athletic industrial complex sociopathy looks like—telling a man with an ugly shirt to fuck off, his shirt is ugly.

"Kabaragoya, the spelling destroys ya,

Chief in 2nd grade. It was a career ending injury.

EE = mc²

This is an amazing ticker, though. Runs through commercials, visually appealing, and includes betting info. They didn't call the network The Score for nothing.

The Jerk

This reminds me of when I was a junior in high school and one of the senior basketball players shit his (white) shorts. While he was playing. He left the game with apparent hamstring injuries. This plan would work so good.

This guarantees nothing, but I like your effort.

Imagine, you have a time machine that will take you to any single event in sports ever. The stipulation: as soon as you interfere with your surroundings, you go back to when you left.