"WHAT AM I WEARING?!1?"

Trade Crosby, make Jacques Martin head coach

You went through a lot of ADVERSITY in writing this, I respect that.

I actually think science may be doing a favor in the form of Dr. James Andrews.

I found this interesting:

I haven't seen a grandma pitch that well since Kitty Cohen!

Hey Robin, Sideshow Bob wants his look back.

The last one off the hotel in centre-right was like 200 meters!

Legal drinking age

I think so too. His delivery doesn't look consistent and he looks like he might not even be throwing at full power. Also, no control. But fix all those and I think he has a real shot.

WILD THING!!!

Also, Putin is pretty much the craziest fucking badass ever. Like, in the this-is-so-not-good-it's-actually-terrible-but-look-he-is-hunting-tigers kind of way.

Looks like the Night Hockey League blatantly ripped off the Hockey Hall of Fame logo:

Let's just blame Perkins for everything

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That's true, but would they not express some jealousy/envy and wish they had some sort of relationship like that for themselves? I guess that's the analogy I'm trying to draw here.

Haha that was actually a reference to the middle ages, not the middle area.

I'm not saying the occurrence is inappropriate PDA. I'm saying the repetitive display of affection (by all draftees, not just Michael) is too much for middle America to handle and this singular display of homosexuality sent the lonely heteros off their rockers. Showing it over and over just compounded their misguided…

Its definitely not gross, I think it is a beautiful display of love. I'm trying to get in the head of the herd, though. Like, maybe the offended are offended because the biological feeling of jealousy is taking over and they don't realize it? I haven't seen any video of the moment, but if it's being shown over and…

You have given me a brilliant idea. Button activated jets (like windshield wiper fluid nozzles) that dispense glue onto the tires and are housed in the wheel well. IT IS THE PERFECT PLAN