@andromache liebes the Deutsch: Thank god, I thought I was the only one!

@envirodesigner: You know what's going to happen? [en.wikipedia.org]

@Wandell: Well at least you know you're not alone in your bad-ness. My best friend reminds me of Snooki, only less tan and with two Master's degrees. So it's easy for me to like these two.

@Wandell: I can't stop wanting Snooks and JWWOW to be my BFFs forever...for some reason. Maybe it's because I know they won't lie to me when I look like shit, will vehemently have my back when some drunk asshole at the bar calls me an ugly whore, and will come running with cookies and a bottle of cheap champagne when…

@SixThirty: That right there is just amazing.

@Spirit Fingers: I second this. The man is a walking guide book on how to live life to the fullest. :) In my humble, rabble-rousing opinion anyway.

@Meercat: You know, I can honestly say I've never ever had a flight attendant be anything but pleasant. Granted, I'm no business-traveler and have probably flown less than 100 times in my lifetime, but really...are they that bad? Tell me your stories of woe.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: And anything that makes the whole retro secretary look I've been rocking for ages more appealing, I won't complain about. :)

@cjane87: you can't unhear what you've heard, you can't unsee what you've seen.

@cjane87: Oh my god, you just sent me back to one of the worst memories of my childhood (in a good, nostalgic way). I'm a curly-headed dame who was overweight the majority of my childhood all through college. In junior high, at some point, mom bought me this iridescent, deep, sapphire blue Lands End one-piece that I…

@elephantom: I completely agree. I haven't been to the movies in ages (nobody has made a movie I want to actually SEE in ages) and now that this whole 3-D nonsense is taking off, well...this bespectacled bombshell is even further uninterested. I also tend to believe that these movies get written for the technology and …

@normawilahmina: I'm surprised Danone isn't a German-owned company.

I have to say, I'm really loving the low-fertility mega sexytime dreams I have pretty much every night. Keep on screaming, ovaries!

1: From man at bar who I was having some decent conversation with for a little while who bought me a drink or two, when I was in college in D.C.: "Hey, I have a great idea: How about you and I go back to my place and I'll snort a fat bag of yeyo off your tits?"

@SarsDoesntSave: What I MEAN is that it seems like generally, the public (or media or whoever) is quick to denounce racist remarks or racist inequality in the workplace, and is quick to denounce the same regarding homophobia, but sexism is such a non-chalant and accepted part of our society, the public is like,…

I love how nobody condones racism, nobody condones homophobia, but everybody always has an excuse to hate on the ladies. America is going to wait a long, long time for it's first female president, I have no fuckin' doubt. Idiots.

@leviathan: *waving money* where do I get one?? I'm ready. Please do not print them on men's t-shirts though. Those things are not made to conform to my luscious lady curves.

@orale_odelet: Honey, I wasted three of my four undergrad years because I was that girl who kept dating her long distance, insecure and emotionally abusive high school boyfriend when I went away (only an hour and a half from home). I was so afraid to do anything most of the time (I had to call him every night at 9pm…

@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Also, I can't understand why they would even want to use someone who is this thin to model their product. To me, the clothes look unimpressive when they are just hanging off the model, like they were thrown over the back of the chair. I will also never understand why companies don't…

@t.king-real mrs pratt: The book is called "Rock Paper Show" and is all about this semi-annual rock-n-roll poster show held in various places around the country called Flatstock. I'm deeply entrenched in the gigposter community, and a handful of friends (including my manfriend) have work in the book. It was at the…