KatScratchFever
KatScratchFever
KatScratchFever

@t.king-real mrs pratt: My plan is to recover from a crazy Burning Man fundraiser party I went to at 1am last night (after a book-release party for some friends at the Strand, dinner and a cold shower at home before the party).

@CubeRootOfPi: Ugh. I'm lucky enough to have a job currently, but it took me about three years out of college to get it and now that I want one that pays better with better benefits there are none to be found (or none I'm qualified for). When can a girl catch a break, eh?

@CubeRootOfPi: Tell me about it. The only jobs I see these days are for UNPAID INTERNS. The end-times are upon us. Just like they were in 2000 when the economy was shit and I also couldn't find a full-time job. I'm willing to martyr myself to the Job Gods if that's what it takes to turn this junk around!

@variousentry: Oh, I know that one well. "I'm not a racist, that's just how they are."

@whynotshesaid: That's what I thought when I read that (and I'm not even "old"). I loved this show so much because it was on paralleling the time-frame of my life - from my sophomore year of high school to my junior year of college. And it actually gave the popular kids a reason to talk to me: "Have you seen that TV

Something tells me that the guys in the "Smokin' Those Panties" Borinquen car club near my work in Bushwick frequent (if not own) this bar.

I love this girl more and more I read about her. I'd fucking cry if I knew I couldn't just go to the grocery store without people bothering me. I want to cry sometimes because I can hardly walk down the street in my neighborhood without six people harassing me for change.

Last summer when I was going to the gym every day, it was the shortest shorts I can find. Six months of no gym, lots of cheese and wine later - this summer is all skirts and high-waters for me. I love me some high-waters. Hi ankles!!

@Doddibot: My boyfriend was 25 when he got his, and he also found it hard to find a doctor who would do it, which I feel is total bullshit. (FWIW, my boyfriend was raised Mormon and has a jillion brothers, sisters and nephews, which colored his ultimate decision, I'm sure.)

My boyfriend's vasectomy is the best thing that's ever happened to my sex life. Meeting a man that actually had thought long and hard about his future, his feelings about having a family and about how he could prevent accidentally making babies was a fucking miracle.

Man, sometimes I really wonder how I made it through my teen years in a small farm town without smart women on the internet to tell me it would all be ok. :) Cause back then was all nobody had cell phones and the internet was all text-browsers and IRC chat forums for creepy geek pervs.

@jenrobe: God, me too. I had a rule that nobody was allowed to talk to me before 8am. I am a horrible non-morning person and would usually end up in a screaming fight with my mom over nothing ever morning before school, so I told her just to stop talking to me in the morning.

@LoSpaz: People that take their dogs to yoga or to a nightclub should be charged with animal cruelty, cause that shit's just wrong!

@Gretchen: Yeah, but the screwed up thing is that lets say, if a busload of them died en-route to a protest in a car wreck, the surviving members would applaud it because they believe all of God's decisions are justified. They would essentially say that their own family/church members deserved to die because they must

So Richard Pryor's dick was just a blowhard?

@LaFemme: I think it's more complicated than that. I just read some article about a truck driver who was already arrested in Arizona because he stopped at a weigh station and couldn't produce "enough documentation" to prove he was a citizen, and the cops locked him up. The poor guy was basically like, "WTF? Am I

@Tippi Hedren: Holy hell...that's Axl Rose??? Mind blown.

Ok, if there's anything that makes me think this site is fake it's the following article.

@Tredwina: The thought of shoving more stuff in there was mighty unpleasant.