But... not on his hands? I admit, I am lily white and I don’t tan, real or fake. But if you got a spray tan or used a tanning bed, wouldn’t your hands get brown (or orange, as the case may be)?

I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

I was thinking that, too. I’m a good 30 years younger than him and haven’t done a ton of manual labor, some, but a lot less than others. My hands look older than his.

It’s weird to me how young his hands look compared to his face. That’s the opposite of many people I know.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Not being “mainstream” doesn’t make it acceptable. The only way to handle a narcissist is to be unrelenting at highlighting the person’s faults until it’s impossible for anyone, including him, to ignore. There will be plenty of actual faults to expose. Making them up is beneath all of us.

Agreed. Sure, it wasn’t a great speech. However, the speech is as similar to Bane’s speech as the Ford F150 is to the Dodge Ram. They’re generically the same thing, but completely different.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

Mmmm no weirder than the rest of their relationship. There is historical precedent for daughters/nieces to fill the role...granted usually when the Prez. was a bachelor or widower. But as you said if Melania is not having it, its kind of a natural thing.

If you’re gonna eat chips, he’s got the best, classiest, lead paint chips you’ll ever nibble on.

That's what I said. I challenge Donald Trump to take just one everyday, run-of-the-mill, no big deal open field tackle.

Let’s not single out Trump here. The Republican Party tries to repeal clean air & water protections every chance it can get, and Trump would be no worse than Cruz, Rubio, etc.

He’s got the best and classiest erection on this planet and he has a letter from his doctor to testify about it if necessary.

He has to differentiate himself from Ben Carson, the pro-brain candidate. Trump is on the record as anti-brain.

On the matter of lead poisoning in our water supply, Trump was later heard complaining that, like America, our water has gone soft.

It worked for Reagan. He was anti helmet laws for motorcycles though ironically also anti Marijuana because it caused “brain damage”

How about Office Linebacker?

So he’s positioning himself as the pro-brain damage candidate. That’s different. Wonder if he also supports lead poisoning or if he’s only for trauma-related brain damage?

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”