Unless you have super strong hair, no matter which flavor you choose, you're eating beard-flavored ramen.

Or one where you have to fill a meter by desperately clapping in a quiet theater.

Anyone else confused as to why people who have never watched this show keep chiming in to remind us that they haven't watched it despite everyone suggesting they watch it? Seriously, if you don't watch something, don't interrupt a thread about it to inform us of your ignorance.

I put an unhealthy number of hours into Final Fantasy Tactics. It's one of the few RPGs where I genuinely enjoyed grinding, because it was really hard to run out of rewarding results.

That looks like Keith Apicary.

Anyone else notice the Penguin doesn't have a bottle in his eye yet in the picture above? That was one of the creepiest touches in Arkham City, because when I first saw it I thought, "that's a weird looking monocle." When I read through the bio you unlock, I found it genuinely upsetting. That game's version of the…

I admit, that pun wasn't really anything to crow about.

Did they retune that stealth segment near the beginning of the game? I found that part annoying and kind of out of place in the original, and in every playthrough it was the bad medicine I had to suffer through to get to the rest of the game.

You can also put a puppet on your hand and call it a girlfriend, but it's not a real relationship. Putting on a Batman Beyond costume does not make a futuristic Arkham pop up, or give you access to gruff, elderly Bruce Wayne.

Maybe I can finally get that N64 Superman HD Remake I've been hoping for. I want an entire new generation to experience the disappointment.

I didn't beat the game until after they patched in the extended endings, but I still felt underwhelmed. But I really don't understand the furor. Games, more than most mediums, is all in the journey, not the destination. Fixating on the ending is like eating a big meal and only fixating on the poop that will come later.

I always found the love for GTA's form of satire mystifying. It's normally way too on the nose, sophomoric, and impressed with itself. Their satire borders on Scary Movie levels of obviousness, where they're practically screaming as they explain to you why it's so very cutting and humorous.

GTA V's credits roll for 36 minutes. For however many hours they play the game, players will feel that they are playing a game made by the amount of people it takes to keep a crawl rolling that long. The attention to detail in GTA V is likely unparalleled in any other video game.

Certainly not. As T points out, "“If it wasn't for your mother you wouldn't be here!”

I'm I out of line, or does Luke Cage basically have the priorities of 80's era Mr. T? Does he have a strong stance on respecting mommas?

What I think gets lost in our culture's endless fits of girl-shaming is a simple question: "What exactly is so awful about wanting attention?" Everyone wants at least a little.

I think you just described many 70's progressive rock album covers.

Gentleman, if you can't learn to use your italics politely, we're going to have to take them away.

Driver

I always hated the silly stealth section near the beginning of the game (because every game had a stealth section in that era) and sighed with relief when I got past it.