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And now you can see it. We aim to please.

For a minute there, I thought it was Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Hey fellas (YEAH)

"GTA needs checkpoints, it's annoying to have to drive back to missions and start all over"

I dunno, when I read that I was pheasantly surprised.

Oh I knew exactly what I was doing. I was in the mood for puns. All it takes is one complaint about them and the roll right in.

It ruffled his feathers righteously.

There's always somebody who cries fowl.

Did you think this complaint would be a feather in your cap?

That really goosed you, huh?

For one thing, Terry had jet boots

A Batman Beyond game in the style of the Arkham series.

"___ just fucked us."

Nobody is allowed to criticize a game like this in the review for fear of death threats. After about a week we'll start seeing articles with titles like "Everybody hates the driving in GTA V" or whatever.

Are you anti respecting mamas?

The best part is that apart from the atrocity that is Other M, none of this storytelling is spoon-fed to players. You have to figure it out for yourself. And that's what makes Metroid so atmospheric and rewarding.