CONFIRMED: Jameis Winston Cunt Punts sexual assault charges.

CONFIRMED: Jameis Winston gives the Davey O'Brien award to the girl he raped.

/Turns up nose.

This is the best thread ever. Congrats Deadspinners. (I'm a native San Franciscan).

Packers?

Obligatory.

Go Browns!

(Sorry. Not even I'm gonna touch that one.)

Go Jets!

Go ViQueens!

this shit dont matter no more. jerry seinfeld and john ritter have bigger dicks than kareem

i think that's just the smog making its way into the arena.

"You had Juan job Mexico City. Juan. Job."

Is that meteorite that killed the dinosaurs still burning?

Look, Mad Dog, if you're looking for HARD HITTING SPORTS ANALYSIS, go read ESPN.

Boo Sea Hawks!!

Go Eagles!

Wait, in San Francisco a 12 is someone who can toilet top for both watersport and scat bottoms, I assume it's the same thing in Seattle?

Go Redskins!

NHL > NBA