So you deleted it, you fascist? Go back to writing about recipes you've ripped off.

The salad days before his salad was riddled with hemorrhoids.

A much cheaper solution.

Melvin summed it up best.

I could see washing them if you didn't wear skivvies (ass stink & pee dribbles) or got dead hooker DNA on them.

I'm sick of fancy bottle openers. Learn to open a goddamn beer bottle with you wedding ring.

Goddamn Army.

III and IV had awesome montages. Best 80s montages?

No snowballs in the hump dome.

No PEDs unless you count La Russa's use of Clairol.

Whiskey would have come in handy today.

Fidelio!

I'd give up internet porn if Vick introduced himself as Ron from Mexico.

Ouch! I'd rather have Cody Wallace massaging prostates.

Hang in there, Shanny. Rob Ford still believes in you guys.

Skins over the Chiefs? Is he on crack?

Uppercut and not a hook, Bert Sugar.

Refs gave that game to ND. What were there? 10 pass interference calls against MSU?

And everyone bitched about the SEC Dr Pepper bro throwing like an asshole. At least he beat the girl.