You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

Hartford fight song never gets old.

I heard a guy on the radio do this to all the unattended big wheels in his apt complex. Nothing left but rear axles and a pool of plastic.

DeLoss?

Incognito only pawn in game of life.

Her absence was felt in Rocky IV.

And Mrs. Paulie.

In Hooters defense, they do a good job with children (e.g., coloring books and balloons). We called it new mommy shopping when we went there.

Ouch. An Incognito voicemail would have hurt less.

Seneca was fine until McCarthy started calling forward pass plays.

Technically MFM.

Negative. Marine Corps. Guy thought it was some sort of shot blok instead of for chaffed body parts. I couldn't imagine coating my mouth with petroleum jelly after running all those miles. Hats off to you crazy fuckers.

My wife saw a guy accidently eat the Vaseline off the stick.

Never say never.

I bet they would have served Napoli too.

He ain't an athlete, lady. He's a baseball player.

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

You can't hide the thunder.