Welcome back to the Patrick, Caps.

Don't paint Patrick Roy with this broad of brush.

But is he lucky?

I wish Dexter Manley could tweet.

Special lady friend failed to warn Semyon about her Halloween costume.

To be fair, this is a pretty historic World Series with McCarver getting canned.

I'll take Dire Dan over Bandwagon Bob Ryan.

It didn't end soon enough for us. I'd rather have Aikman in the booth.

Her teeth looked fine for the 70s.

That's going to make for a lot of chili.

House arrest and nothing but this shit...

God damn. And I thought Jack Edwards has yellow teeth.

Sorry. I was at work.

Tip of the hat to Cardinals pitching.

Well done, boys.

My point is the Clippers are normally shiddy. Last two years is an anomaly.

What's weird about the Clippers being shiddy?

He's not that black in Apocalypse Now.

On the bright side really getting to know some of my teammates children.

Uh, Tony Burton.