“As a representative of the President’s cabinet I can say l, without reservation, he is mentally unstable and a danger to the entire country that could result in many lives lost. Any questions?”

OK, that explains him. Now, what about the nearly 63 million loons who looked at him and said, “He seems smart”?

COUNTERPOINT: Billy Joel’s An Innocent Man is like a top-3 Joel album.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

say what you want about Aziz, louis CK, et al. None of these guys are cool, but just remember President Pussy grabber, accused by 12 women and who’s ex wife accused him of rape is still the President and free to fuck up the country and the world all the while being a horrible racist. Let that sink in. 

He’s a wealthy white man, and, despite trying very very hard to find a minority to pin the crime on, the police finally gave up after four months.

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

I’ll be honest—the women that these men victimized are serving a life sentence of having all the same feelings of shock and disgust come right back up again whenever they see these assholes, so why shouldn’t they have to serve a life sentence of keeping the fuck out of the spotlight? There are some things you do that…

Yeah, thanks Michael Iam Black, but we don’t need more rich white guys - who are perfectly secure in their careers and social standing - weighing in with their thoughts on sexual assault.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Hooray! In a shitty world in really shitty times, a show that managed to provide 20-something minutes of entertainment and escapism for millions of people around the world each week is finally ending! What a glorious day for people who don’t watch it to celebrate others no longer being able to watch something they…

From Julian Carr’s 1913 Silent Sam dedication speech:

Yeah, how does someone go from being an absurdist stand-up comedian, to earning a crazy amount of money in a remarkably short amount of time, to “fuck it nothing matters the world is chaos”? It’s baffling!

“Given the obnoxious tactics used by advertisers (popovers, ad units that follow you on scroll, auto-playing videos with sound), irrelevant products promoted, and ever-growing volume of ad units per page, it’s no wonder users have learned to ignore these impositions.”

Here’s looking at you... and all the other Kinja…

4. The November election will be a huge test for Dem midterm turnout. If they can’t get people to the polls in this election, nothing will get them there and we’ll have to wait for the slow shift in demographics to give us an advantage. Primary turnout is a good indicator, but isn’t a guarantee.

And many confessions are coerced, so “openly admitting” is no guarantee the accused actually committed the crime, just that the interrogators were skilled at manipulation.

As a Beatles fan, and a musician that has learned much of the guitar and bass from Rubber Soul on, you can tell which member wrote the majority of a song (meaning the defining melody that forms the basis of the song) by the melody itself. The song arrangement, however, is a different story. I argue that’s where you…