A couple of hockey classics, + a bonus football call:
You can’t do that:

This scene bugged the shit out of me but not for the reason described.

“Last Christmas” is fucking GREAT, but also super sad.

I hope the feminists are taking over. These fragile boys have shown how the smallest things can upset their whole lives. Poor babies.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

Want the voice of the people to be heard in Washington, three simple steps:

Everyone knows girls aren’t as cool as guys.

But isn’t that kinda the point of this installment? Not to keep dragging out the old characters but to position the new? I was hoping for Lando too, but it would’ve been fan service. Lando wasn’t a character essential to the story beyond betraying Han and then redeeming himself. Shoehorning him back in leaves you with…

What sort of naïf has faith in the judicial system to begin with these days?

He’s black.

He didn’t just eat McDonald’s for 30 days. He ate 5,000 calories of McDonald’s a day. If you’re eating 5,000 calories a day, every day for a month, and you aren’t exercising your ass off your health is gonna tank.

This is a very typical defeatist liberal way of viewing things. Alabama literally just elected a pro-choice Democrat who prosecuted the KKK for killing four black girls in one of the reddest states in the country.

Doug Jones won.

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest:

Man, the palpable fucking fear in that press room.
And these pressers are BB when he’s actually forced to be nice, or at least have enough decorum for TV
Can you imagine what it’s like in a team meeting where he is basically an unsackable god?
All that anger and GFY answers, he can’t give to reporters, gets bottled up to…

Yes, let’s give the owners more money.

Frankly I could not care less if the perp is Muslim. All the recent mass shootings were committed by non-Muslims.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton