I really don’t understand why James Franco did this. The Room is a weird curiosity. I saw a friend’s DVD copy probably around 2010, went to a midnight showing later that year, humoured another friend once who’d just discovered it a couple of years later, and fully tapped out. Yes, it’s eccentric as fuck. Yes, it’s…

Now is the time for us to reiterate to the world at every chance we get that the bonehead in the oval office does not speak for all of us, nor do we all speak for him

Democratic senators are going to force Al Franken to resign, and Repubs are going to welcome in a child molester that’s invariably going to win this election.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”

Because white men wrote the rules?

You really think Clinton would needlessly antagonize North Korea? Because we have her entire tenure as SOS saying otherwise.

Don’t bet on that.

Maybe it will be a political scandal so devastating that it undermines public faith in our system.

Gee, great script, excellent acting and direction and no car chases or comic book characters. It can be done people, the real world is great source material.

For some of us, Christmas is depressing in and of itself; the financial outlay can be a strain (and if we cannot, then, guilt-inducing); memories are not always positive; the build-up to it is enormous (whenever Christmas is, are we to have two months of carols, programs and commercialism leading up to it? It started…

The same reason Ben Carson got nominated as HUD secretary is my guess: put the worst exemplars on display at the highest levels where they’re almost assured of failing, then judge the rest based on their incompetencies.

Unpopular opinion: I liked Mother!

Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.

All sports radio callers are bad, but can I submit “Guy Who Literally Wrote Down Every Word Of His Terrible Rant And Is Obviously Reading It On Air” as the shittiest of all?

Denying evolution is almost quaint and nostalgic in this era of Trumpian malaise.

Here’s a lesson, kids, never get famous for one thing about 50 years ago.

You really don’t see the problem with asking a colleague in a professional situation if they’ll watch you masturbate? He has power over the careers/opportunities these women are exposed to. Do you do that at work? Walk into the lunch room and ask the first woman you see if she’ll look at your dick?

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

What the fuck dude? The toilet is right there. Just pee into the toilet. How the fuck do you get piss on your pants when you’re peeing sitting down? In your buttcrack? I don’t believe this for a second. Is your dick shaped like a giant U that points right back up your butt? No, no it is not.