I was at that game, that video doesn’t do it justice.

this is still their zenith

This is the kinja I know and love

Luckily for everyone else in the world, people who take their hobbies too seriously have no power to prevent the rest of us from trying things out. People that consider themselves gatekeepers are almost always ass hats. It’s true for Brian Mccan, and if this article is any indication, it’s true for this guy.

If you start and finish a marathon, you are a marathoner. You may not be a racer or a competitive runner - but you are still a marathoner.

So to paraphrase, the first bit was him saying running today sucks because no one just gets out and runs for running’s sake, and the second bit is how running today sucks because there are too many people doing the marathons just to do them for the joy of doing them and not trying to be competitive? Did he have any…

“Here, Will. I’ll give you something to really cry about.”

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Every time I found myself cheering on the Cubs, TBS would cut to some hellhole Chicago bar full of asshole fans, and I’d be like “Oh yeah, that’s why I root against this team.”

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

Johnny Catcher is the greatest bench

It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”

kermit did 9/11

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Screw you buddy, my wife’s makeup game is on point when she goes to Zumba. That makeup isn’t for you though, in fact, hair, nails, makeup, outfit, isn’t for you, it never has been. No one is trying to impress you or let you know the store is open for business. Women like to look nice for their own sake and confidence.

I wear cute clothes at the gym. That doesn’t mean I want to be hit on. A better indicator is if a girl is wearing her headphones, that means “back off, exercising.” And some guys still don’t respect that.

You can remove “at the gym” from that last sentence and be just as correct.

I’m so glad you know the secret to figuring out which girls want to be hit on without asking them. 10 Bruh Stars!

“Jets and Patriots play sportsball match, and YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THE RESULTS!”