Trading away a guy who, best case scenario, doesn’t pitch until next July for a Gold Glove CF who instantly becomes the team’s best hitter and is a bargain per Run Created and gets you a 1st round draft pick if he leaves after next year is a good deal.

Quiet desperation is the English Way.

#TakeFlight

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

Pretty impressive, but not a record until he gets to 33 1/3 rpm.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

A League of They’re Owned

She throw’d da elbow in ‘er!!!

Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes…

He looked really scared stomping on that lady’s head while she was pinned to the ground

A BMW i3, a $40,000+ electric car, is one of the best free cars I’ve ever seen. Why so mad?

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

I feel like the Montreal Alouettes are the only CFL team

Amazing how much money the Gov’t is giving away by capping the amount of income taxed for Social Security. He’s paid $7,347 into OASDI this year, and that’s all he’s going to pay. He’s already paid ~3 times that in Pittsburgh Professional Athlete Fees and it’s only two months into the season.

I love Alice Cooper. Not that it’s relevant to this story in any way, I once met him and he is as cool a guy as you would imagine.

At least he didn’t scream, “fuck her right in the pussy!”

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.