To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

Wow! An explosive end to the marathon from these two foreigners!

Should they just not have a podcast? I’m not sure what kind of resolution you’re looking for here, but complaining that they put out audio in a world where some people are deaf is a bit of a stretch. Are you mad that they don’t give you a transcript?

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

Being forced to stay in the batters box will be the single best thing to ever happen to baseball.

I say we encourage them to remove symbols of oppression and subservience, not cater to such lunacy.

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Oh great, now the coaches will start abusing women too.

STFU, person who knows nothing.

LOL I feel really bad that I laughed so hard at this... cutting weed with other drugs?? Like what exactly? Since you clearly don't have any experience in this area, I'll ask: what would be smokeable at the same temperature and does not betray its presence immediately by sight or by taste? Another question: what would…

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Chucks are incredible popular among squatters that put up some major weight. What is the problem with wearing them? Are wrestling shoes the way to go?

In addition to the general advice of "don't be dumb," your diet is the most important part of any exercise program.

Gee, maybe when a player of his caliber of greater suddenly retires of quits, the media wants to know why. Fans probably want to know why. Why is it so upsetting to you that they give a simple explanation for why they're stepping away? Neither he nor Borland played up any kind of "poor ole me" angle like you claim.…

Filming vertically is the real crime.

Seriously - I get freaking sick and tired of hearing people complain about how they never use all that math they were forced to learn in school. If tipping (or not-tipping, as the case may be) is the only time you use percentages, then your life is an endless wasteland of nothingness (possibly a slight hyperbole).

So, you're saying that, for the second half of her full marathon, she, an amateur runner, was able to beat the world record set by a professional runner for a half-marathon? Even though the time for a half marathon will always be better than the time for the first half of a full marathon, let alone the second half?

lol... a 17 minute negative split is "pacing".

It would stick in someone's memory if they were running a marathon and suddenly a women passed them running at a pace of 4:12 per minute.