Hey, I met her! She works at the fire house next door to my building. This is super cool. :)

Seriously. Super tough, badass pose/attitude, and check out her awesome nails! Dayum.

They sell those in baby goods stores as "The Mommy Hook." Laugh all you want, but I totally slapped 5 bucks down for one. And based on my experience with it, I'm glad to know that firefighters use them, too.

The biggest carabiner known to mankind...

Think those people complaining will put their money where their mouths are? "So help me God I would rather die in this fire than let a trans woman carry out of it."

Badass.

She looks tough as fuck. Shit, I'd want her to save me from a fire.

Well, if you are literally killing people, I would say it's pretty unjustified. If, on the other hand, you're causing soda to spray them in the face, I'd say it's pretty righteous.

I post them every Monday at 11:30 AM sharp on Kitchenette. They get shared to the mainpage whenever there's space, but you can always count on them being there on Kitchenette at that time. :-)

The soda story is perfect. I only wish there was audio of his scream.

Dangit, I was minutes away from having to read this tomorrow morning. MINUTES! My life would have been shattered with impatience.

Monday is the best day of the week! Thank you.

The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

I already made a habit of doing it but next time I order a pizza on a Friday night I'mma leave the dude an even bigger tip. I never really consider how shitty it must be to have to spend your nights that way, and I try to do right by them, but going above and beyond every now and then isn't gonna kill it and it may…

I was bartending a shift for my restaurant's fifth anniversary when three uppity college girls came in and preceded to order elaborate, handcrafted cocktails all night. They were mostly just hanging out to win some of the prizes for our company's anniversary celebration plus snag free food. I mean, they're college…

People who take advantage of the "my friend is the bartender/chef/server" and do stupid shit like ordering too much and wasting food really make it terrible for everyone else.

echoing the bco love, but imagine it with unnecessary and off-putting enthusiasm!!!!!

This always makes my Mondays so much better.

Thank you once again for what has become my Monday must read! All Hail BCO

I just said to my BFF "Fuck this, it's time to check Kitchenette." AND THERE YOU WERE.