Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

This is just cruel. I had a much-better-than-last-week’s-oatmeal Emmental quesadilla this morning, but that’s no help if you keep posting breakfast deliciousness. What’s next, a perfect salmon eggs Benedict? A fresh-squeezed orange juice mimosa and French toast from a fru-fru NYC restaurant? How many other ways can…

Jesus Christ, Peanut Lady, your kid has an allergy serious enough for you to be toting an epipen around, how the fuck do you “forget’ his allergy? That poor kid.

Of course I don't want 120 dicks ... I want 120 days of dicks!!

I don't think ladies were Playgirl's primary demographic.

I mean, can you tell us who it is?

What you want 120 dicks?! That would just be dick OVERLOAD!

I knew there would be hurt feelings, so I preempted it!

Fassbender got outranked by KEN JEONG? What is wrong with you???

And how!

This is something you get paid for? 50 screenshots of famous dick?

Pretty much.

The staff artist likes to likes to draw cartoon dicks, and you guys just sit around trying to come up with excuses to justify dick pics, don't you? DON'T YOU?!

...Were the last three from pornos, because that's cheating. Aside from that, very illuminating list.

Mark, of everyone who writes for this site, I thought you would have at least some respect for the Marquis de Sade? 50?? So disappointed.

seems strange to include underpants and whipped cream shots when lots of actual full peenshots have been left out

This is the only oversight i will admit and I am disgusted with myself. I like the bangs.

Mark, you forgot this one of Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu getting a handjob together.

He was in originally, but I had to take him out to make room for more prominent peen. You understand.

Hey let's crosspost this to Deadspin, that'll get lots of hits and fights.