What better way to signify that this is the most coveted prize you've ever won in your life?

OH MY GOD THAT DOG IS SO CURLY AND PERFECT

Yes. It's definitely cleaned and sterilized frequently. One time, Kris Draper's kid pooped in it!

Do they clean and polish that thing before they give it to each player? After all the liquor that's been enjoyed from that thing? And goodness knows what else?

My flag is of a parent throwing money at child while looking at an iPhone. It's the most accurate of flags.

But do you have a flag?

A four month old baby absolutely needs ear protection. Doesn't matter what kind of concert. Nursing in public, I've got no problem with that, but without ear protection at a concert baby's hearing can be irreversibly harmed.

Was the baby peacefully sleeping or breast feeding?

Did they just ask her to leave the pit, or did they ask her to leave the concert entirely? If they just asked her not to be in the pit with her 4 month old it sounds reasonable to me. If they told her to leave the concert then she may have a point.

"If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water," he said. "These are the things (the kids) are concerned with."

All my dad ever gave ME was an inherited anxiety disorder.

I challenge his claim with a trial by combat. I also have a child I can't say no to and a large sense of entitlement to lands that don't concern me.

Assuming she grows up, that is. Justin and Caleb now have plenty of incentive to make sure that doesn't happen.

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

"I mean white people definitely have been staking their claim on land for hundreds of years"

"it's cool"

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

Should have listened hands and arms inside should have listened hands and arms inside YO HO YO HO A FINGERLESS LIFE FOR ME