That is exactly the face I made, and keep making every time I think of that first one. Bleh.

My jaw stayed firmly closed, as I was straining to hold in all the vomit.

Of course he wouldn't, you can't get a cheap thrill from making a spoon uncomfortable.

me, I thought it was a miracle the salt didn't immediately dissolve that slug.

ejhfdjghk, EW.

Because if there's one thing we women love, it's being smacked on the ass and licked by strangers.

That is truly the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Another thought that passed through my mind was, "What if she had shaken a bit of salt onto a spoon? Or a plate? Would he have sexually assaulted the silverware?"

Probably not Santa, he would have ordered milk. He is an ass man though, that much is true. The amount of time he spends facing nine reindeer's haunches has given him a real appreciation for the behind.

My jaw dropped at the bit about the salt shaker and stayed dropped for the rest of the article.

It's incredible to me how many men (and women) watch and enjoy porn, but then turn around and vilify women for working in porn.

Not sure if we want to hear why you had an erection at the time, so thanks for leaving that part out.

Todd Carney has had about 10 legitimate chances with NRL clubs to get his shit together and he hasn't. He's an alcoholic, which got him sacked by all his former clubs, even though he had on-going counseling.

Somewhere Mitt Romney is very pissed he didn't think of this during his campaign to make him seem edgy

I think it's more about putting yourself in a situation where your actions in public bring embarrassment to the team. He didn't take the pic, but he's doing this pissplay in front of someone, in what looks like a public washroom.

This is disgusting, but why would you cut someone from your team for this?

There are some states where employers are required to pay the minimum wage, but if I'm not mistaken, it's only 4-5 of them. My paychecks always used to say "This is Not a Check" on them.

Woaaaaaah! $2.13?! That is crazy. I revoke my comment, I don't want to be a 19 year old waitress in the states! Thank you for putting me right!

Uh, no. I'm going to forgive this comment because you clearly do not understand how the tipping standards currently work: waiters don't make anything close to what you're saying. The waiter hourly is $2.13. Not a typo.