This looks fake as hell. Fake news! FAKE DINNER! It’s obviously some kind of catered stuff, right down to the plates and plastic wear. And where TF is the beer? Zuck’s got some nerve foisting his quinoa encrusted chicken breast and organic baby field greens on this crowd. I hope their dog bit him.

Why is there a lei in the chandelier?

What, was she a Trekkie or something?

Or it gets a top hat and tail, stands up and starts singing “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my Ragtime g-a-a-a-a-a-l” (Sorry, I grew up with Chuck Jones every Saturday morning..)

When the “Big One” finally comes, California will be fine as everything east of the fault drops into the Atlantic Ocean.

Obligatory...

It’s almost as if making a profoundly ignorant, narcissistic blowhard with major impulse control issues POTUS was a bad idea.

“The president likes maps,” an official explained.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

That’s about right.

Trump: No really... I’m gonna blow up the planet! Uh... And screw your wives! and... geez these guys are slow... Hey lets get rid of an entire religion too! It’ll be the best country there ever was, everyone will be rich or dead!

nukes are technology. objection overruled.

Crazification Factor = IMPEECH!!!1!!!111!

Yeah, that’s right! One account misbehaves, so shut them all down! You can console yourself that adults will shutdown crisis communications channels designed for the safety of the public rather than risk an embarrassing tweet. Ocelot Snowflake is now in a safe zone.

Comparing crowds on property that is managed by the NPS is NOT a “shitpost”. Trumplethinskin strikes again.

Pence is in on it. They both know Trump won’t be doing the full 4 years.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

You always have spot on analysis. +1.

Yeah I don’t know. I feel like we’re getting into Grapes of Wrath territory when it comes to laid off manufacturing and agriculture jobs. These folks have been undercut or automated out of the workforce—education is one way back in but only for those young and wealthy enough to obtain it. I’ve never considered GMI…