I donated to a GoFundMe page and I don’t give a flying rat’s ass if it’s paid back.  I remember not having enough money to pay my rent.  It’s awful.  I feel terrible for these people and I hope my $50 helps someone get groceries.  

Who is buying all that terrible pizza?

‘But Colonel Sanders said it and I remember when my neighbors used to drag Black people behind trucks so why is everyone picking on ME?’

I do rather wish I were still in 1995.

Weirdly, I don’t mind turbulence. I fly frequently in the Rocky Mountain region and I’m pretty used to crazy bumps.

I’ve given Halo Top a couple of tries. First time, I tasted it right out of the grocery bag. It was weirdly chalky, invoked freezer-burned ice milk, so I threw it out. I figured maybe I’d gotten a bad batch.

How about Congress tells airlines to quit fucking charging passengers $25 - $50 to check a bag?

BECAUSE MIDDLE CLASS OHIO DUH.

No wonder they look so bloody thrilled to have him at dinner.

Civil society is seriously jacked for half the electorate to be okay with DeVos, Price, and Trump’s other outlandishly corrupt nominees.

A chess grandmaster named Stuart Conquest. The world is a wonderful place.

As much as I despise the Patriots, I like this.

As much as I despise the Patriots, I like this.

Always great to when progressives start spouting the ‘individual choices’ BS that Republicans use to blame people struggling with structural poverty.

POOTS! Nice to see you, buddy!

Really no mortal man is good enough for Ri. She is sea goddess land mermaid.

Yes! I think she’d be worried about her lipstick the entire time.

That movie was one immortal line after another.

Instead of the popular kids ruling the school as only deranged teens with delusions of grandeur and power can, the outcasts are the ones in charge.

It was the most profound thing I could come up with.