They need to take helmets away. You see the way, that guy charged in with his head. He might have thought twice if he didn’t have a helmet on. But, he might still have done it and thankfully Cam had a helmet. Even if that hurt like hell.

This is very good.

Trainer: What’s your name?

I can’t “excellent sex” and “Taylor Swift” in the same sentence. Pretty girl, but she comes across as the least sexual person in the business, like asexual.

Great pate’ but I gotta motor if I’m gonna make it to that funeral.

So Jeremy Clarkson was right after all: black lesbians, gender queer people (who are male, what?), and fat people are The Real Bullies. Christ almighty.

“Dear Diary,

This isn’t anything like a “Heathers” reboot. You can’t make the main characters lesbian or trans or “having a body like Martha Dumptruck”! The principal characters are supposed to be those that right-thinking people who have been through an actual high school can root against, not cheer for. That was the ENTIRE point…

Did I forget how fucking sexy Antonio Banderas was/is?? Holy hell.

It does seem unfair. She gets enough of that in her actual life.

I am just saying I am happy to take him off her hands. I will do this for the world. I volunteer as tribute. All that.

I call my back fat curvy. Isn’t that what celebrities mean too?

ok i admit that i don’t really follow the hot goss on all of this...but drake just seemed so THIRSTY at the VMAs and trying to make her night all about him and she just condescendingly smiled and nodded at him. I don’t get any of this...she is literally the embodiment of a land mermaid and no man is good enough for…

She likes her foes well flavored.

I think celebrities version of curvy and my version of curvy have very little in common.

She got. The tattoo. In. Drake’s. Dressing room.