Hah! I have that calendar. My former roommate gifted it to me and my current roommate. When they both lived here we used to make goat noises to get each other’s attention in the house if we were on different floors.

and pals the Hamiltones

The Hamiltones need to provide the soundtrack to my life. I want there to be an album sold on tv with tracks scrolling up like Damn, Where My Keys? and some white dude saying, “But wait! There’s more!” and then that classic hit, You Hungry? I Could Eat would be the next one. 10 dollars plus shipping and handling. I…

Flea, sorry you’re so wrong.

Nods. Sips from double vodka tonic. (Hey, I’m getting ready for a 15 hour flight to Dubai!)

Yoko, how could you?

Guys, why isn’t there a bot Twitter account that combines Yoko’s tweets with Kanye’s? It would be SO GREAT.

Another one is understanding how much it takes to burn calories compared to ingesting them.

in a panic that Univision will not archive Gawker.

In all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do at work all day now? My job? No thank you. Legitimately upset about the demise of Gawker, which I’ve followed since it started. May Peter Thiel suffer from a debilitating rectal prolapse while his Tesla catches on fire. RIP, Gawker.

The reaction from this story from some Americans has been a mess. The comments in last few posts about Brazil has been awful. Brazil does have a lot of problems, but calling it “3rd world shithole” and other things is just awful.

The illustration. I’m crying.

This game clicked for me when I started walking past a safe radius from my ship, counting on some distant installation to recall it. Before then, I was icon-hopping in a utilitarian way. After that, I was scanning the horizon for zinc to maintain my environmental protection, dipping into caves and lakes during storms,…

I cannot believe I didn’t think of this.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

Yeah, but before Omarosa stepped in, that support was only at 1.38%

Brief reminder here to Ms. Omarosa that her favored candidate is currently receiving a miserable 1.5% support among black voters, putting him behind Hillary Clinton, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein.

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

um can we please get video of her clogging, because as much as I love my dad Tim Kaine, I am MUCH more interested in seeing my stepmom(?) clog dance.