Now, that's a great idea.

I'll take him over Piers Morgan anyday. Also, Top Gear can be pretty fucking hilarious... This coming from a woman who doesn't give a flying rat's ass about cars. I catch it when husband is watching, pretty witty stuff.

Wasn't it the administration that mishandled the case?

And they're all complete assholes, so I vote we ship 'em off.

Uh oh. Husband will be sad when he hears this, but probably not surprised.

And by the time you're 45, you'll have gotten rid of a lot of this crap in favor of piles of comfy leggings. Except for the secret cash and vibrator, of course.

Hey, thanks for this! I've put on 20 lbs this year because of eating my way through considerable stress. I've stopped putting weight on, and I'm working out again... But dammit, none of my clothes fit. I need some cute stuff for summer and that Kiyonna has some great dresses! Thanks for making me feel hopeful…

I have not combed nor brushed my hair in over 20 years. I have 3a/b curls down to the middle of my back. I soak in conditioner, then comb trough with my fingers to detangle. I pat my hair dry, add Miss Jessie's, finger style and clip for height, done.

My secret: once a week, I coat my hair in coconut oil and hang out in a sunny spot for an hour. Wash out with sulfate-free shampoo, then condition with Fekkai.

Words cannot express how much I despise people who harm elephants. You people... fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

When I was a kid, I thought eating grapefruit seeds led to babies. Was I actually RIGHT?

Maybe I'll take Right Shark someday.

Perhaps she's not much for Botticelli's flowing lines and pastel palette?

Ha. It would be kind of hilarious if she were arrested by the polizia.

ditto.

You stole my avatar idea! Christ, I love Left Shark.

Yes it is.

West Coast, *please do not* represent, thanks, Katy, bye.

Not really. Decision-making and impulse control emerge as the brain matures, specifically the prefrontal cortex, which is the seat of executive function (among other things) and which isn't finished consolidating until the early-to-mid twenties.

I'm waiting for Harvard to do that longitudinal study that demonstrates the health benefits of a good IPA, myself.