Emma's going to break that boy's heart.

Being outside is really great for us humanoids and I hope you get out to ski soon.

I am not a body Nazi, nor an exercise proselytizer. However, running can be a great mood lifter. I'm NOT fast, nor graceful, but in my 20s I discovered jogging and it's another lifesaver. Research indicates that exercise outdoors is quite good for SAD, so perhaps that's why swimming and being out on a boat work…

'Blank Space' is hilarious, and I came of age listening to Pavement, among other bands, so fuck the hipster haters.

Yeah, me too. Zoloft has been a lifesaver. Probably literally. Is yours worse in winter? I get so freaking fat in winter, much happier and energetic when it's sunny, but again the Zoloft has really helped.

You suffer from the more-common-but-misleadingly-labeled 'atypical depression.' I feel your pain and raise you a bag of Pepperidge Farm Chessmen.

This right here, boys and girls, is a WOMAN.

Right??? When I first started dating my husband, he told me lingerie was a huge waste of money. Either you're clothed or you're not, he said. That's when I knew I'd met my mate.

Mine tend to be colorful and stripey. And yes, I do get laid on a regular basis.

Go Cindy.

I'm a sweatshirt, tattered pajama pants, and mismatched fuzzy socks kind of gal.

'Use your tongue.'

I've been known to steal anchovies from my table companions' Caesar salads when they're not looking.

I'm with you on this one, but not cold... Room temperature. Cooked prosciutto loses that silky texture that makes it so addictively delicious.

Hey, lady... keep your orthorexia to yourself.

And remember... Your penis portrait could end up all over the Twitterverse, so make sure your trouser snake looks great.

Lawyers, I bet.

Hmmph. Rice, Harbaugh, and Goodell are all very sorry there was a camera in that elevator.

Congrats, Jezebel! You've written a movie review that's informative and hilarious. I wish I'd been there with you.

Yeah, but 1989 is pretty decent running music.