Words cannot express how much I despise people who harm elephants. You people... fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

When I was a kid, I thought eating grapefruit seeds led to babies. Was I actually RIGHT?

Maybe I'll take Right Shark someday.

Perhaps she's not much for Botticelli's flowing lines and pastel palette?

Ha. It would be kind of hilarious if she were arrested by the polizia.

ditto.

You stole my avatar idea! Christ, I love Left Shark.

Yes it is.

West Coast, *please do not* represent, thanks, Katy, bye.

Not really. Decision-making and impulse control emerge as the brain matures, specifically the prefrontal cortex, which is the seat of executive function (among other things) and which isn't finished consolidating until the early-to-mid twenties.

I'm waiting for Harvard to do that longitudinal study that demonstrates the health benefits of a good IPA, myself.

Emma's going to break that boy's heart.

Being outside is really great for us humanoids and I hope you get out to ski soon.

I am not a body Nazi, nor an exercise proselytizer. However, running can be a great mood lifter. I'm NOT fast, nor graceful, but in my 20s I discovered jogging and it's another lifesaver. Research indicates that exercise outdoors is quite good for SAD, so perhaps that's why swimming and being out on a boat work…

'Blank Space' is hilarious, and I came of age listening to Pavement, among other bands, so fuck the hipster haters.

Yeah, me too. Zoloft has been a lifesaver. Probably literally. Is yours worse in winter? I get so freaking fat in winter, much happier and energetic when it's sunny, but again the Zoloft has really helped.

You suffer from the more-common-but-misleadingly-labeled 'atypical depression.' I feel your pain and raise you a bag of Pepperidge Farm Chessmen.

This right here, boys and girls, is a WOMAN.

Right??? When I first started dating my husband, he told me lingerie was a huge waste of money. Either you're clothed or you're not, he said. That's when I knew I'd met my mate.

Mine tend to be colorful and stripey. And yes, I do get laid on a regular basis.