Go Cindy.

I'm a sweatshirt, tattered pajama pants, and mismatched fuzzy socks kind of gal.

'Use your tongue.'

I've been known to steal anchovies from my table companions' Caesar salads when they're not looking.

I'm with you on this one, but not cold... Room temperature. Cooked prosciutto loses that silky texture that makes it so addictively delicious.

Hey, lady... keep your orthorexia to yourself.

And remember... Your penis portrait could end up all over the Twitterverse, so make sure your trouser snake looks great.

Lawyers, I bet.

Hmmph. Rice, Harbaugh, and Goodell are all very sorry there was a camera in that elevator.

Congrats, Jezebel! You've written a movie review that's informative and hilarious. I wish I'd been there with you.

Yeah, but 1989 is pretty decent running music.

Yeah, well - I actually have work to do.

Awwww! That's awesome.

Raising Montana!

Hmmm. RT and the Daily Mail were among the first to blare this headline, followed by a whole lot of blogs.... so, yeah, fair skepticism. But it's not the first time that male passengers have whined and cried about women contaminating their flights.

Apparently, male Saudi Wahhabists and male Orthodox Jews are united - on this, at least.

A Brazilian Phineas Gage!

I want to see Jobs getting hired into Atari. Can't they add a fourth?

Child's play. Just last month, our vet removed a fat squiggly botfly maggot from a huge cyst on our dog's back. The damn thing was poking its little maggoty head out of the airhole. Totally revolting.

I had to do chemo for breast cancer a few years ago, went into temporary menopause. Weirdly, my horrific, lifelong, autumn ragweed allergies completely disappeared too. I used to be miserable in the fall, but since 2010 I've enjoyed snot-free autumn days. My periods are super-short, too. Both were an unexpected…