There you go. Just build a good game, then sell that good game. That’s your fucking job. If that doesn’t cover your expenses and make you profit, you’re in the wrong business.

Sure. Don’t forget the praise the crack dealers as well. I hear their customers love it very much too!

Gotta love the shut-up and take it crowd.

I wish I could. I live in Belgium. We don’t get to partake in the gambling in Fire Emblem Heroes because our government (such as it is right now) is a bit ahead of the curve on these things.

Can’t forget the mobile stuff! The Fire Emblem loot-boxes are doing wonders for our once honorable friends at Nintendo.

Gotta watch the circle jerk!

Exactly where that shit belongs.

Some reason is clicks.

Step 1: don’t be an attentionwhore and get off of social media.

Glitches? In a Bethesda game you say? Those things must be speedrunners delights!

Sanders, Biden, Warren and.... eh....

You can’t take the sky from me.

Or, you know, fuck Apple and their overpriced technology.

It’s for teabagging only.

Finish. HA! 

Why are we still talking about this travesty?

It did for me. Holding a very expensive paperweight as I type this one-handed.

Wow. I wasn’t even aware that was a feature. That’s downright diabolical. And I thought the gaming industry with their micro-transactions and gambling for kids was pure evil greed.

And if you can’t live without repeatedly left clicking on loot pinates, that means you’re addicted to the endorphin trap they meticulously created for just that purpose. Too bad the auction-house blew up in their faces last time around, because the addiction thingy sure worked.

Also Randy. Randy “pictures of a queefing teen on a usb stick left at a medieval restaurant, let me show you a magic trick, let’s hit somebody in the face, let’s not pay our workers what they are due” Pitchford. A typical Randy.