There you go. Just build a good game, then sell that good game. That’s your fucking job. If that doesn’t cover your expenses and make you profit, you’re in the wrong business.

Sure. Don’t forget the praise the crack dealers as well. I hear their customers love it very much too!

Gotta love the shut-up and take it crowd.

I wish I could. I live in Belgium. We don’t get to partake in the gambling in Fire Emblem Heroes because our government (such as it is right now) is a bit ahead of the curve on these things.

Can’t forget the mobile stuff! The Fire Emblem loot-boxes are doing wonders for our once honorable friends at Nintendo.

Gotta watch the circle jerk!

Exactly where that shit belongs.

Some reason is clicks.

At which point they immediately backpedal and wipe it off of the face of the universe. Heaven forfend they actually stand by their “””art”””, however mundane it is.

Step 1: don’t be an attentionwhore and get off of social media.

Usenet and BitTorrent. It’s what we used before Netflixed unified the world and it’s where we’ll go again now that everybody and their uncle is starting a streaming service.

Glitches? In a Bethesda game you say? Those things must be speedrunners delights!

The only bits worth watching anyway. The rest is just pretty people who won the gene-lottery or got a leg up by being the crotchfruit of previous winners pretending to matter.

Truly. No carbon footprint beats any carbon footprint any day of the week.

If you call slumming it over at Red Letter Media stardom...

So... Cool. Not cool.

Sanders, Biden, Warren and.... eh....

You can’t take the sky from me.

Sounds like you want “Russel T. Davies does Dracula”.

Or, you know, fuck Apple and their overpriced technology.