You sell a game and put the 2nd playthrough behind a paywall?

I hope Ubi can get comfortable with me not buying their shit. (Then again, they probably already did since the last time I gave them money was for something on Steam.)

I’m about 8 hours in so far and there’s not much procedural generation going on, to be honest. The areas are always the same, it’s the encounters that vary only. And those tend to adhere to strick rules as well.

They haven’t tried THAT hard. And whenever they pushed, it was a mess. It’s just an afterthought for them.

Aw, thanks Kman3k!

Because she’s an attentionwhore and we, as a species, shouldn’t just platform everybody. It draws out all the narcisists.

He no longer has an excuse to keep rolling out that Andrew Tate looking motherfucker. In this game at least.

It’s creepy. And the creation is ugly and off putting in every game.

Every trick in the book to swindle the userbase. But hey, the userbase is there for it, so it won’t stop and only get worse.

For some reason they’re trying to make this ugly-ass creation a thing.

“dozens of videos and multiple podcast episodes a week”

Attentionwhores. Attentionwhores everywhere.

Sounds to me they didn’t meet their sales quota on this one on account of it running like shit, so they’re moving the grift to lower end machines to make up for it and it’s gonna run like crap there as well. They’ll be double dipping their shit, as it were.

Zoom in even further. Yeah, that’s what we need.

Oh, you mean like the dungeon exit timer that is now 5 seconds in stead of 3 so “you” can “show off” that sweet town portal cosmetic?

Weeb? It’s weeb, isn’t it. 

Being an attentionwhore on the internet is cringe. Too bad it pays the bills like it does.

Still no gyro for precies movement thoug. I’ve come to miss that immensely over the Dualsense and Steamcontroller.

Good. Let the man do what he wants to do. I’d prefer him to be on-screen and enthousiastic about tech without him melting down behind the scenes.

In my head canon that guy splashing water on himself in front of that fire cave in his short shorts was explicitly there to entice my Link.