Wow. Playing Elder Scrolls Blades, are we?

The thing was bland and generic from the start, but stood out because it was in VR. That’s what made it special. The pancake versions just show how Yooka Laylee the whole thing actually is. 

Or, you know, just drink from the fucking glass or cup already.

Or, you know, just drink from the fucking glass or cup already.

That’s some wishful thinking right there.

And on the other hand the industry has grown bigger than Hollywood. So way, way, way more players. Which means way, way, way more income for your product.

Strange, the things we love. I like getting shafted every now and then, but not by a corporation.

“That sounds like a good story. What should we call it?”

Or... you know... let EA go to hell?

Or... you know... let EA go to hell?

Why are you actively censoring your own articles? On the same page i’m shown a picture of an article called “Japan Learns the Correct Way to Use “F**k””, with a picture of the word FUCK in it.

I was ready for some Data and Pickard Cthulu fiction!

Oh noes. Just fine? JUST fine? Here come the lay-offs! That’s it for aunt Pat making insect noises into a microphone in the kitchen.

Just double dip. I got copies on several platforms now. Also... GIFT!

Not starting the trailer with “I Got You Babe” is a sin.

Living it up when you’re going down?

Not shocking... anymore. Desensitized much?

I’m sorry Pillowfort? What’s that? Asking for a friend.

This has been a problem with their engine since forever. Bethesda has now officially gone off the deep end and pulled a Metal Gear Survive out of their ass. Rape a beloved franchise, throw in a microtransaction store and watch the world burn.

I met a cute dokter I bedded as well. Touching story, his mother wrecked my family with her false prophecies.

If you can’t see the difference, you need to see a doctor. One shakes, ones is smooth.

Did much covering of Halo did you?