Jeter: "There's going to be a full moon tonight."

"Oh yeah, I love it. I love #2."

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Unlike Marchman's, this is a Jeet's post I can get behind.

In his defense, That is pretty much the best reason ever to have a motor vehicle accident.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

wait until she tries to find employment

And then there's Duke running up the score 41 to 3 over Kansas.

Well, ECU (American Athletic Conference) beat VA Tech (Atlantic Coast Conference) who beat Ohio St. (B1G "Ten" Conference).

As a fan of another ACC school, I would like to properly welcome Louisville into our vortex of football mediocrity.

I pretty much agree with you but Shakes never said "hey, I was spanked so I'm going to do the same to my kids." I think even you'll admit that it was (too) commonplace among parents from previous generations. That's changing, as it should.

The victims of abuse are usually the first ones to defend it, just as you have. I'm sorry you were forced to do hard labor as a child, and also beaten as a child. Even tho you are not.

I think it was a mistake to label the video "Ray Rice determined to attack inside elevator."

Look at the page views, dipshit.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

I've seen better wet t-shirt contests in the nursing home my grandparents live in.

I don't move my lips when I read.

Nope. Eric Bolling is a first class cocksucking asshole. He was doing what he does.

If, by "a Stephen A Smith situation," you mean "a male with a microphone making an ass of himself," then I agree.