After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

Sorry friends, sometimes when we bring folks back from our zoo there are side effects.

I couldn't agree more. I don't hate all of New Belgium's beers (Ranger is a pretty good IPA in my opinion) but every time I have a Fat Tire I question why it's so popular.

I would drink a Yuengling Lite over some other lagers.

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Honestly it's like he just randomly cut and pasted about ten previous articles into one with only the first and last paragraphs mentioning LeBron James in passing.

What if I told you, you didn't know how to spell?

Nice work. And when you're done here, go shammy Mr. Simmons' car out in the lot.

Do not connect Beiber to The Dude in anyway bro!

You spelled 'people who actually like cars' wrong.

You had my commentator respect up to this point. In no way shape or form did Morgan Freeman actually say that. Plus who gives a shit what Morgan Freeman thinks? I mean really who do you think he is, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

I think that most people would be fine with either of those two sides winning (as long as they're not too whiny or preachy about it). Either way, we accept that the climate has been irreversibly altered by human activities and try to deal with it in whatever way we can.

The West Antarctica ice sheet is on land.

"#CancelSueyPark"? So you're saying you'd like to...Chop Suey?

Considering how popular articles about the New York Jets tend to be, I'd say quite a few people love a good joke.

Best become a Twitter activist and post some hashtags so Twatters like you can unite in outrage.

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?