Why does this not have more stars?

This needs a heckofa lot more stars.

AH: Do you guys think we can win this case?

The pick is on regular rotation on teevee this week, courtesy of that Disney commercial. I suspect those spots are especially painful for Seattle fans to watch.

Why is this still in the grey? Damn you, Kinja, damn you to hell!

The AP's unnamed law enforcement official says he sent the video anonymously, with a note attached that read "Ray Rice elevator video. You have to see it. It's terrible."

He looks like the poster-boy for pasty conservative white dudes.

Don't hold back man, tell us how you really feel!

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

They were much more, ahem, practical inside of the Sears catalog.

Don't be so sure - they are LSU fans after all.

Why do I feel like that's probably not the first time she's gone down?

Or when she realizes this is probably her 15 minutes.

You could always start working from home with Google!

#basketballschools

How is it that you went to Duke on a full scholarship and didn't learn a damn thing and have 6th-grade grammatical knowledge? Did you go to class?

She looks familiar.

it's just you

You seem to think the Feds can't walk and chew gum at the same time. You do realize that they're not just chasing wannabe jihadi joes around flyover country, right?