Yup. I'm guessing he's white, middle class, suburban upbringing, about 5'4", dark hair, played lots of Madden growing up.

How the fuck is that guy still in business?

Note to Bosiami: nobody cares about seeing you naked.

I made it to the 17-second mark, and had to BAIL.

It's a feel-good law that hurts more people than it helps.

Too bad he's playing for a crap team.

If you can't stand Hannity, how do you know he does this before every break?

It's got to be some kind of minor miracle one of her spawn isn't literally named "Peak". I bet their are dozens of kids in Alaska with that name.

If it makes you feel any better about missing that, rest assured that half the article has nothing to do with Lebron James. It's about Jordan and Pippen, because, yanno... Simmons.

Two balls and a strike!

Of course not, he needs decent health care.

Lawyer: Donald, you've been banned for life from the NBA!

While catching a blowjob from a hooker.

Not sure I get the stack of ONES. Don't these guys get paid real money?

Yes, thanks. There are three other people ahead of you who offered the same explanation.

Even w/o Boeheim's T, the Cuse were probably not going to win the game, much less by six.

You mad bro?

They're simply apoplectic at the prospect of Wichita State soon to be ranked above them.