Is there a version of this video where they're speaking English?

YOLO

No that would be Minnesota.

I bet she caught more balls than he did this year.

Then there's this genius:

I'm surprised you didn't mention tennis. There's a sport where racket technology has dramatically changed the game.

Wow that's a lot of money. Does he play for a team in Russia?

Counterpoint: you're a pinko commie!

And we're into the shoot out now.

Sheesh, at least she didn't mistake him for Lawrence Fishburne.

Yes, this was excellent. He really nailed Rivers.

The only real problem I have with Simmons in this kind of format is his constant tendency to interrupt the other guys. It doesn't matter if they're right or wrong, if he has something to say he just starts talking over them. It's one thing to do that on a podcast, but on TV it just seems unprofessional.

Justin Bieber would be proud.

THIS IS THE VOICE!

I'd actually put Taco Bell ahead of Mickey D's.

That really depenz.

Slightly more difficult.

Is he gonna praise Jesus on the way down too?

Shock the monkey!